lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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clxnesbians:

my mom just reminded me of this palm reader dude we met in boracay when i was 11 who told her that i’m never going to have a boyfriend

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

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reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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